Dive into the fascinating world of informational noise and discover what "masterpieces" sometimes end up in my "collection".
What's a "Kol"? "Kol" (кол) in Russian has multiple meanings: it's like "stake" or "impalement" (as in the historical punishment), but it's also slang for "F grade" or a mark of failure, and appears in Russian expressions like "You can't knock sense into them even with a stake on their head" (хоть кол на голове теши) meaning something utterly stubborn or senseless — just like spam emails!
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Revolutionary pill discovered by scientists in a remote jungle. Works in just 24 hours! Limited supply!
Seems someone got confused about both the address and the size. Impressive mistakes.
Experience the thrill of raising a virtual hamster that talks back! Now with 500+ voice lines!
The innovations we truly deserve. Finally, technology has peaked.
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Fascinating how I keep winning lotteries I never entered. My luck is truly extraordinary.
Leader in the number of "profitable" investments that I will definitely decline.
Tireless vendors of everything under the sun, changing their inventory daily.
Experts at creating headlines that promise sensations but deliver... this.
"The best way to get rid of spam is to create another email address. And then another one. And another one... until you run out of creative combinations of your name and birth year."
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Another attempt to make me richer without my knowledge. How thoughtful.